My nipple eyepatch and all-seeing pasties for the Super Happy Funtime Burlesque extravaganza at the Pyramid Scheme in Grand Rapids, on Feb 7. My eyes are OVER HERE, jerks.

My nipple eyepatch and all-seeing pasties for the Super Happy Funtime Burlesque extravaganza at the Pyramid Scheme in Grand Rapids, on Feb 7. My eyes are OVER HERE, jerks.